Jokes Thread

I'll Start

dark night outside a small town in Minnesota , a fire started inside
the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into
massive flames.
The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When
...the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company
president rushed to the fire chief and said,"All our secret formulas
are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will
give $50k to the fire department that brings them unharmed." But
the feirce flames held the firies off. Soon
more firies were called in as the situation became
...desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the
offer was now $100k to anyone who could bring out the
company's secret files. From
the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into
sight. It was the nearby Dutch rural township volunteer fire company
composed mainly of the Dutch over the age of 65. To everyone's
amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the
...newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.Without even
slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside,
the other firemen watched as the Dutch old timers jumped off right in
the middle of the fire fought it back on all sides. It was a performance
and effort never seen before.
Within
a short time, the Dutch old timers had extinguished the fire and had
saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president
announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to
$200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire
...fighters The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on
film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that
money?" "Vell," said Ole Van der Sleet, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da
first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"